52 Songs – Song of the Week #13 – He pushed the cart at Ikea
This is a silly little tune that I came up with this past weekend at Ikea. Now, mostly this store, at least in Detroit, is always busy and the people scurry about, seemingly without direction, like when you turn the lights on and cockroaches go running… I decided that as many times as I’ve experienced this Ikea retail reality, that it must be universal.
The songs speaks for itself, as I improvised all but the second part in this take and then rewrote it to capture the sentiment, even if I didn’t capture the exact wording. Anybody who knows me knows that there’s a lot of improvisation in my work and the songs are no different.
I’m looking forward to playing this one out, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed putting it together.
Song: He pushed the cart at Ikea
Lyrics:
Spoken improvisation at beginning…
Intro
We were at Ikea, a couple days after Thanksgiving. We needed to buy some home goods and other things for the house. I was getting our pre-purchased, sustainable bags ready on the carts, not the yellow cart, because those are kind of flimsy and always feel like they’re going to tip over, and it wasn’t one of the really big ones that kids can ride in and hardly fit down the aisles, rather it was one of the medium carts that fits a couple bags and allows you snake through the sofas and kitchen items with ease…
Anyway, as I finished up, I noticed my son staring longingly at me, so I asked him: “Son, why are you staring longingly at me?” He said that he wanted to push the cart. I looked around at the frenetic masses rushing about two buy 99 cent silverware and two dollar bath rugs… I was unsure, and I looked back at him, his expression hadn’t changed… he was still looking at me longingly… If not now, when? I thought to myself, and then moved out of the way so that he could man the helm…. He smiled and took over, relishing the power of the cart in his hands…
I told him to be careful, and as I watched him navigate the slippery retail floor, I cam up with this song, this ode to his retail prowess!
Part 1
He pushed the cart at Ikea
What was he thinking?!
He pushed the cart at Ikea
Two days after Black Friday
He pushed the cart at Ikea
Even dared to go the wrong way
He pushed the cart at Ikea
Don’t even know why he did it…
Part 2
He pushed the cart at Ikea, and navigated expertly
He safely swerved around small children and the elderly
He pushed the cart at Ikea, like a ninja in battle,
He moved with the authority of a herd of cattle.
He pushed the cart at Ikea between arguing spouses and screaming kids
He made his way through piling discount homegoods as he did
He pushed the cart at Ikea, He pushed the cart…
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This post and recording are part of the 52 Songs project, where I’m working to write, record and upload a new song every Wednesday – 52 Songs in 52 weeks or bust – Please feel free to share and enjoy, but kindly give credit to Matt Borghi and MattBorghi.com